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Its Not The End Of The World
EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS
THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.
I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.
SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.
WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
Honest Trailers Game of Thrones Vol 1
lt;igt;Warning: the followingcontains spoilers for seasons 13.lt;igt; lt;igt;For a spoilerfree version,click here.lt;igt; lt;igt;Just come back and watch the real versionwhen you're all caught upâ€¦lt;igt; lt;igt;wuss!lt;igt; lt;igt;From fiction'smost notorious serial killer,lt;igt; lt;igt;comes the TV adaptationlt;igt; lt;igt;of the medieval encyclopedialt;igt;Dungeon Master's Guidelt;igt;pornolt;igt; lt;igt;that isâ€¦lt;igt; Game of Thrones.
lt;igt;God, that song's cool!lt;igt; lt;igt;Get ready for the show that has viewersof the edge of their seats,lt;igt; lt;igt;wondering what will happen next,lt;igt; lt;igt;and as people who've read the booksacting all smug because they already know.lt;igt; lt;igt;It's the abusive showlt;igt; lt;igt;you keep watchingno matter how many times it hurts you.lt;igt; How long do I have to looké lt;igt;Full of disturbing imagery likeâ€¦lt;igt;
lt;igt;incest,lt;igt; lt;igt;beheadings,lt;igt; lt;igt;attempted child murder,lt;igt; lt;igt;more incestâ€¦lt;igt; lt;igt;And that's just the first episode!lt;igt; lt;igt;Travel to Westeros,lt;igt; lt;igt;a place where everythingis the thing of nouns.lt;igt; The Hand of the King.
â€“Â Light of the Seven.â€“Â Brienne of Tarth. â€“Â Lord of Bones.â€“Â Lord of Light. â€“Â Master of Coin.â€“Â Mother of Dragons. â€“Â Son of Dolf.â€“Â Son of Fire! â€“Â Warrior of Light.â€“Â Bank of Braavos. Lord of Winterfelland Warden of the North. lt;igt;Watch as everyone fights to sitin the world's most uncomfortable chair,lt;igt; lt;igt;while completely ignoringan invasion of ice zombieslt;igt;
lt;igt;that threatens to kill them all.lt;igt; lt;igt;Seriously,someone should really get on that!lt;igt; lt;igt;Meet unforgettable heroes,lt;igt; lt;igt;who were still alivewhen we wrote this Honest Trailer.lt;igt; lt;igt;Jon Snow,lt;igt; lt;igt;a mopey bastardwho doesn't know anything.lt;igt; You know nothing, Jon Snow. lt;igt;Tyrion Lannister,a character who's so awesome.lt;igt;
lt;igt;Imp slap!lt;igt; lt;igt;Peter Dinklage will getevery good dwarf role until he dies,lt;igt; lt;igt;or Warwick Davis kills him.lt;igt; lt;igt;And Daenerys Targaryen,lt;igt; lt;igt;a super hot queenobsessed with her dragons.lt;igt; Where are my dragonsé lt;igt;She's out for vengeanceagainst the people who killed her family.lt;igt; lt;igt;Eventuallyâ€¦lt;igt;
Honest Trailers Inception
Ugh, we get it already. From the director of two good Batman moviescomes a film that will obliterate your eardrums with deafening horn noises. When dream thief Dominic Cobb gets his toughestassignment yet, he'll assemble a team of experts, including this small boy who can suddenly learn to makecomplex dream mazes after doodling,a chemist who is literally the worst driver ever,
and a sidekick whose only job is to explain the plot. quot;In a dream, you can cheat architecture into impossible shapes.quot; quot;Five minutes in the real world gives you an hour in the dream.quot; quot;In the dream state, your conscious defenses are lowered.quot; quot;You can't wake up from within the dream unless you die.quot; quot;Raw, infinite subconscious. Nothing is down there except for whatever might have been left behind by someone sharing the dream who's been trapped there before.quot;
And yet, not even the characters in the moviecan figure out what's going on.quot;So what happens when we dieéquot; quot;What's a kickéquot;quot;If this is my dream why can't I control thisé!quot; quot;Wait, who's subconscious am I going intoexactlyéquot; quot;I'm just trying to understand.quot;quot;How could you understandéquot; quot;You don't understand.quot; To get back his children, Cobb's team will have to fight anonymous dream soldiers who have no idea how to hit anything with an automatic weapon, or duck.
Amovie so complex, it requires intense concentrationat every moment which is really difficult when this guy goesover important plot points in a heavy accent. quot;My main competitor is an old man in poorhealth. His son will soon inherit control of the corporation.quot; A supposedly original film that's actually just The Matrix, but with creepier extras and unclear rules. Witness Leonardo Dicaprio fight his way throughany physical challenge, but struggle to squeeze through an alley way.
Immerse yourself in the dreams of ChristopherNolan, which apparently don't include sex, flying,or any other things normal people dream of.A dream land where you can think of literally any weapon,but for some reason only dream of smalltomedium sized guns.Seriously, they couldn't dream up a tank or somethingéStarring Reonardo DiCaprio Indian Seth Rogen
Fivehead The cast of The Dark Knight Rises George Takei The son from Third Rock from the Sun and a dreidel. INCEPTION. If Cobb couldn't enter the country, wouldn'tMichael Cain just fly the kids out to himé Ugh, whatever.