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11 Ways The World Could End
Since the 1500s, there have been more than150 documented predictions of when the world is going to end. Luckily for us, none of themhave come trueâ€¦yet. However, you'll be surprised that not allof them are destructive. Here are some terrifyingly amazing ways theworld, genuinely could end. When you think of scientists working on superviruses, you probably picture Hazmat workers, deep in a mountain bunker, studying vats fullof insidious green liquid. But these labs do actually exist! Maybe notworking for some shady Bondstyle villain looking to ransom the world away to the highestbidder, but for pharmaceutical companies and
government agencies studying ways to curedangerous pathogens. But what happens when a vial full of an extremely dangerous virusbreaks out of containment, or is misplacedé Over the years, there have been numerous documentedcases of dangerous viruses escaping from laboratories around the world. One of these happened asrecently as 2009. A group of scientists based in Europe, workingwith Baxter Pharmaceuticals, were conducting lab tests on a seasonal flu strain.Without realizing it, Baxter had sent them live supplies of the H5N1 virus, better knownas â€œbird flu,â€� which has a mortality rate higher than 60%. One of the world's deadliestviruses was handled and distributed to three
other labs without any pathogen safety protocolsin place. The grave error was only realized when onelab worker in the Czech Republic inoculated a group of ferrets with samples of the â€œseasonfluâ€� batch, and was horrified when they all died.The scientists were immediately placed under quarantine and monitored for signs of thedeadly virus. Luckily, none of them were infected and all the scientists were freed with a cleanbill of health. Two years later, these same strains of avianand human flu were combined in a laboratory, successfully creating â€œthe most dangerousvirus in history.â€� The virus was highly
pathogenic, while retaining its dangerouslyhigh fatality rate. If it got loose, it could kill 60% of the world's population in afreakishly short amount of time â€“ a truly apocalyptic notion.Some say it's only a matter of time before this kind of virus escapes containment andwreaks havoc on mankind. After going through two world wars, you wouldthink that the world would have learned to get along by now. But unfortunately for thesurvival of humanity, we are constantly under threat of triggering the final war â€“ NuclearArmageddon. Mutually Assured Destruction, like its acronymsuggests, is one of the maddest doctrines
ever devised. It ensures that if a countrywere to ever use a nuclear weapon on another state with the same capability, both sideswould unleash their entire nuclear arsenal, bringing about the complete annihilation ofboth countries. With the resulting nuclear winter, and the likely participation of othercountries in the exchange, this would almost certainly lead to destruction and death onan apocalyptic scale. There are over 15,000 nuclear warheads inthe world, with more than 4000 ready to fire at any one time. That would make one hellof a firework show, but probably not one you'd want to be around to watch.There have been a few â€œclose callsâ€� since
we first developed nuclear weapons. A surprisingnumber of these were technical glitches that nearly started World War 3, on both sidesof the Cold War. The average yield of a modern nuclear weaponis around 500 kilotons of TNT, that's 25 times more powerful than the bomb droppedon Nagasaki. Each one of these 500 kiloton bombs are powerful enough to flatten hugeparts of a large modern city such as New York, or London.And there exists some truly unimaginably powerful weapons, like the Tsar Bomba, which had ayield of more than 50 megatonnes. That's two and a half THOUSAND times more powerfulthan the one dropped on Nagasaki. Thankfully
Call Me Maybe PARODY The Key Of Awesome 58
CARLYWe met last night at the clubYou told me you were in love Came home and smushed in the tubAnd now you're in my yard Woke up and saw you were goneYour running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard Vodka was flowin'Butt cleavage was showin' Your mind I was blowin'Man we were so freaking wasted Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is CarlyBut all my s, just call me quot;crazyquot; I made you poptarts with extra gravyBut I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!
Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazyLet's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately And all the other boys try to taaaaaze meThe doors are locked now. You can't escape me C'mon lets do sex againI want to be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend DOUGI'm sorry I can't stayLook I don't mean to be rude But, I don't think that we screwed CARLYI've got the pictures to prove itHey don't look away You're my one and onlyThat's what my dog told me
But, don't think you own meNow lets sacrifice some chickens I've got some hand cuffsFeel free to spank me But here's the safe wordIt's quot;call me maybequot; CARLYHey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me DOUGThey don't look like they're really playing CARLYCrap that's my husband he's in the navyHe's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy HUSBANDI'm gonna kill you cus that's my quot;laaaadyquot;What's going on hereé CARLYHe tried to rape me
HUSBANDWhen people try to rape quot;my wifequot; it makes me so mad. It makes me feel badI'm gonna kick your ass Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real manSo call me maybe.
300 Making America Great Again Donald Trump Parody
The people of this country are absolutelyincredible people and I am honored to be with you tonight.It's like this all over the place. We're going to take our country back, folks.We're going to take it back. We are with you sire!For freedom, to the death! Man, I like that guy! Look!Thank you, man! Thank you! The establishment, the media, the specialinterests, the lobbyists, the donors. They are all against me. We calculate that Donald Trump taking over the republican party
for the foreseeable future is a lot more dangerous to the future of the republic than Hillary Clinton continuing us towards the cliff, the way everybody else has for four years. We're going to do the right thingfor the people of this country, for the first time, maybe in many many decades. We're selffunding the campaign, no specialinterests, no donors. I don't think people really appreciate it,'cause I see all of this money being pored in to commercials and it's not their moneyit's special interest money. And this is on both sides, this is on therepublican side, the democrat side.
These are special interests folks, these arelobbyists, these are people that don't necessarily love our country. They don't have the bestinterest of our country at heart. When you see the kind of deals made in ourcountry, a lot of those deals are made because the politicians aren't so stupid. They aremaking them for their benefit. We have to stop it. We have to stop it!We are now going to make it for your benefit. We're going to make the deals for the Americanpeople! That's the way it is! Uhm, I continue to believe Mr. Trump willnot be president. And the reason is because I have a lot of faith in the American people.
And I think they recognize that being president is a serious job and sometimes it requires you making hard decisions even when people don't like it. And standing up for peoplewho are vulnerable but don't have some powerful political constituency. So with the additional steps I ordered last month, we're speeding up training of ISILforces including volunteers from Sunni tribes in Anbar province. Radical Islamic terrorism. And I'll tell you what, we have a president that refuses to use the term he refuses to say it.
There's something going on with him, that we don't know about! Trump isn't going to shut the border, he'snot going to fight the war on terror properly, he's not going to deport massive numbers ofillegal immigrants, it's not happening. We have to do something about itand we have to start by building a wall a big beautiful powerful wall. And actually it'll even look great!I already know what it should look like 'cause maybe someday they are goingto call it the Trump wall, maybe! Do you think your pathetic wall will do anythingexcept fall like a heap of dry leaves in the face.
The wall just got ten feet taller, believeme. It just got ten feet taller! You will pay for your barbarism! I love my life, I have a wonderful family. They're saying: dad, you're going to do somethingthat's gonna be so tough. We will no longer surrender this country orit's people to the false song of globalism. No American citizen will ever again feel thattheir needs come second to the citizens of a foreign country. Eh, you know, good luck with that!