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Its Not The End Of The World
EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS
THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.
I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.
SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.
WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
OST All Best Track Chrono Trigger
Hi everybody, it's Hooper. I'm happy, I finally managed to balanceall this shit here. I was about to give up ! Today, I'm reviewing you an original soundtrack.But not just any OST : Chrono Trigger. I don't have to repeat it again :it's sublime, beautiful, great, monumental, . All the superlatives would be suitable. I already explained it in my review of the game,and later in other tutorials. According to me, it's a great OST.The peak of tutorial games OST. Do you remember the track at the beginningof the tutorial é It's called Singing Mountain.
And it's the only track of the OSTwhich wasn't included in the game. I don't know why, but this beautiful music you heard it, it's really a great track wasn't in the game, despiteit's present on the OST. Here's the box of the OST. I already showed itin the other tutorial, but let's look at it again. There are 3 CDs. It was released in Japanin 1995, just after the release of the game. Composed by. Huh é It's not written.Composed by Mitsuda, of course. What é It's not even written on the back ! I won't open the box, because it's a sealed copy.It's still wrapped in Cellophane.
I have another box just there. In fact, Mitsuda wasn't the only onewho worked on this OST. There are 64 tracks on this OST. Mitsuda was helped by Uematsu. It's a long story,I suggest you to find more informations about this. Mitsuda worked like a galley slave on this OST,which was its first real project. And he worked so hard he had an ulcer.He got ill. Incredible ! This really proves his passion about his work :falling sick by working too much. Unbelievable.It commands admiration.
And that's why Uematsu composer ofthe Final Fantasy games, of course composed for him 10 trackson the 64 tracks of the game. That's why we can't really say thatMitsuda fully composed the OST, even if he composed 54 of the 64 tracks. We can say that this project is realised95 per cent by Mitsuda. That's why I always say it's Mitsuda's OST,even if Uematsu helped him a little. Anyway, as we could see laterwith Xenogears and Chrono Cross, Mitsuda is undoubtedly a genius.
I already made the tutorial editing.This time, it really tore my hair out. I didn't put the 64 tracks, of course. Otherwise,the tutorial would have been two hours long. I put about 30 tracks in total. I chose the ones which represent the bestChrono Trigger in my opinion. But in fact, there are all great. Well, not all, but about. Let's say the three quarters areperfectly mastered. So I didn't put everything,it would have been too long.
My objective was to make you discover this OST. It's not my first review of an OST,and it won't be the last. I just want you to discover it. Of course, there will be some spoilers. Today, the 6th of February 2009,Chrono Trigger's DS version is released in Europe. If you didn't play this game before, andif you want to do it on DS, SNES or emulation, . But not on PSOne.DON'T PLAY THE PSONE VERSION !!! There are loading times every ten seconds,it's unplayable !
A Ridiculous Recap Of Chrono Trigger
quot;Chrono Triggerquot; is sometimes consideredthe best RPG ever made. But, is it really an RPGéAfter studying the subject for a DECADE,I have actually realized that. Yes. Yes it is.Not the result I wanted. (as the viewer)quot;Kilian, two tutorials ago you said all Japanese gamesare bad, but here you are, praising Chrono Trigger. You can't just stop being cinephobic.quot; Okay, let me explain.quot;Chrono Triggerquot; was conceived by Akira Toriyama,creator of quot;Dragon Ball Z: Abridgedquot;, Yuji Horii, creator of, uh. quot;Chrono Triggerquot;, andSakaguchi, creator of millions of weeaboos. They came up with the idea while studyingcomputer graphics in the United States.
That means that Chrono Trigger was born on U.S. soil. That makes it an American citizen. They developed this 15hourlonggame that feels like 40 hours. Usually that's considered a bad thing, but here it's. not considered a good thing. but it's considered a thing. The game starts with the main character,Chrono Trigger, waking up. You know he is the protagonist,because he has spiky red hair. There is a fair in town to celebrate the year 1000, butthey celebrate the new year. in summertimeé! Silly fantasy countries.
At the fair, Chrono runs into this girl named Marle,then, she decides to spend time with Chrono,which tells us that Chrono is attractive. Then they do normal fair stuff,like fighting robots. Lucca, Chrono's best friend, has invented ateleportation device. Marle decides to try it out. But the machine reacts to the metal necklace,and sends her back in time. That's why when you are at the airport, they askyou to take off all your metals before yougo through those. quot;Terrorist Scannersquot;. Too much iron, and you can end up in ancient Rome. Chrono goes after her and travels backfour hundred years. but because the planethas moved quite a lot since then. he ends up in a vacuum and dies.
Fortunately, there is a guy in the Middle Ages wholooks exactly like him, and noone will know,because he is a silent protagonist. So, Marle was actually the Princess, Nadia,and when she ended up here, everyone mistookher for a kidnapped Queen. Even though she is like ten years younger. Let's be honest here. The King knows.The King doesn't care. But, because they stopped searching for the real Queen,she dies, and Marle disappears. Kinda like that movie from the 80's,starring Michael Nope. Not doing it. We go to the Church and meet Frog.Noone cares he's a frog.
People probably didn't even notice,they were pretty ugly back in the Middle Ages. I mean, whwhat am I looking at hereéIs that even a humané The Queen was kidnapped by a yellow mole. Yay~ we did it! The queen is back, Marle is back,and by now you probably want me to explain how Chrono supposedly died, but what about all the other peopleé But I'm not gonna do that, becauseI wrote myself into a corner. Back in the year 1000, Crono is arrested for kidnapping the Princess, and dragged to court.
(as the Chancellor)quot;Your honor, we believe Mr. Trigger kidnapped herto cut off her ears, and create a necklace.quot; quot;We don't have any proof, other than the fact that he picked up her necklace before he picked up her.quot; Everyone agrees, and Crono is now in jail. But right before he gets to end his miserable existence. he gets saved by Lucca, who has finally snapped,and is going on a killing spree, but is using thisrescue as an excuse. They kill a bunch of underpaid governmentworkers, and a robot dragon. Then, they actually kidnap the Princess,and travel to the future. You idiot. If you are escaping from someone,travel to the PAST. Now, all they have to do is wait.