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Christian Prophecy 3 Days Of Darkness

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Its Not The End Of The World

EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS

THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.

I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.

SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.

WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

3 Days of Darkness Prophecy scary

It's bitterly cold! Even with the heat turned way up, I just can't seem to get warm. I know. This weather we've been having lately has been insane. Hey! What are you doingé You promised we'd watch a romantic movie! I promised us a romantic evening, not a romantic movie. I'm checking the weather to see when this cold is going to break. Anyway, we're not watching My Fair Lady for the billionth time. Hey! Why'd you turn it offé

I didn't turn it off. All I did was hit the volume button and the TV shut off. It must be the cold weather affecting the cable lines or something. Well this is great! No Tv! Bet you the Internet is down also. This is gonna be a long, boring night. Well, listen, how about I make us some hot chocolate or somethingé Maybe we can play a board gameé

Alright, Monopoly. And I'm gonna beat you! You are so not beating me. I'm gonna make some popcorn. Ok. I'll go get the Monopoly. (electricity sound) (loud bang!) (loud rumbling)

Oh my gosh! It's an earthquake! (rumbling stops) Oh no. Now it's going to be even colder in here than it was before. No power. No lights. Hey, didn't I promise you a romantic eveningé

Oh very funny! Come on! Let's a get a flashlight! Uhhh. it's dark. Ahhhh! Ohh! What did I just hité Me! I'm trying to find the flashlight! Oh good grief! Please find it.

I can't see nothing around here. I know. Me neither. Oh this is terrible. Oh wait, I found it! Good! Light it! Light it! It's not turning on! Oh man! Don't tell me the batteries are deadé

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