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Its Not The End Of The World
EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS
THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.
I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.
SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.
WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
THE DIAMONDS ARE MINE Sneak Thief 4
*highfives* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE and welcome back to Sneak Theif! I have to be veeery quiet. We're trying to steal a diamond and I didn't when I tried it the last time I didn't get in far enough, I don't know *gun shots* WHAT THE FUCKING JESUS CHRISTé!!! *continued gun shots in background* WHY DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME OUT OF NOWHEREé The last time I tried it I was fine. Is he just gonna shoot me all the timeé
Should I just not be here at nighttime at allé 🙁 But I tried it last time it was just like, quot;Oh dum dee dum~quot; quot;Hi, how's it goingéquot; Fine, I'll go over here. WHAT A DICKBAG. Who even wants to be friends with that guyé NOT I. So am I gonna get shot every time somebody sees meé
Cause that are the bullshats I need to find a gun! I feel like the only way I'm going to finish this level is if I have like a silenced pistol or something. Ooooh god! There's a silenced gun that I can just walk around with and just pop guys in the head every now and then. And it feels like SOLAR PANELS! (good job jack)
At least you're thinkin' about the environment. It it feels like this is the only way in. That this is the only place anything is going to happen. Shush! *quietly* We need to be sneaky. I forget where the dudes are Ohh there's a coded door there. I need to learn where the bad guys are coming from!
They don't seem to go through doors, which is a good thing! Helloéé The fuck am I gonna find a codeé Okay. That's the main door, good to know. I need to learn my way around this level. It's gonna take me a bunch of attempts to try and finish this.
I don't hear anybody. Ooooh that's where the trip wire is though! *sneaky laugh* Ain't gettin' me trip wire! Is there a gun lyin' around somewhereé There's always guns fuckin' hiding somewhere in these levels and I'm gonna find it. Okay I just ned to take this gold first. Can you just be a million on your owné *GUN SHOTS*