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The Legend of Zelda A Live Action Movie Trailer
The light is fading. .the people are losing hope. The boys destiny is beginning to unfold. Go to him.for the fate of this world rests upon his shoulders. (inaudible whispers) Man: What's your name boyé Strange.it sounds.familiar. Zelda: I do not trust that man.
Evil is in his eyes. The darkness he brings surrounds us. I feel it. And I will not yield! (Soldiers Chanting) Ganondorf: You are alone. No one is coming! (Horse neighing)
Zelda: He will come. .peace will once again rule this world. (High pitched laugh).
Game Theory Toads DEADLY Secret Super Mario Bros
Yeah yeah, quot;Thank you Mario, your princessis in anotherquot; Wait, whaé Is he flipping me offé! (gravelly voice) Oh my god. Game Theory theme song plays Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory,where we do theories on all kinds of games, but the ones on Nintendo get youguys the most excited, which is why there are so many of them. Supply and demand, my friends; you demand it and I supply it.
Which is ironic, since it's a lesson that Nintendo doesn't seem to get. (cough cough) Amiibos (cough cough) GameCube adaptors for the WiiU (cough cough) Majora's Mask 3DS XL. So, while you wait for your $200 Rosalina and Luma Amiibo to arrive from some random Ebay scalper who understands basic economic principles, let's talk Mario. Does that intro qualify as shots having been firedé Maybeé Anyway, what's the deal with the Mushroom Kingdomé I get that Princess Peach rules over it, but seriously, where are all the other human beingsé!
And for that matter, why does the MUSHROOM Kingdom have a human ruleré And then what about royal successioné Princess Peach still isn't a queen, she's a princess. Mario doesn't even seem CLOSE to becoming a prince, and as weirdly suggestive as her sweet little notes can be construed, it really doesn't seem like either of them are putting much work into making a little Mushroom Kingdom heir. And for that matter, what's Bowser's dealé Why is HE, demonic LORD OF THE KOOPAS, so intent on kidnapping this lousy princess, instead of getting it together and cranking out a straight military victoryé The point is, something awful fishy is definitely going on here. But this time I submit to you that we're not looking for a flatout villain. No, that would be too obvious.
This time, our person of interest is someone secretly nefarious. Someone coasting along while the heavies take all our attention. Slide on those vests and pull up your diapers, because I'm talking about TOAD. What IS Toadé Or more accurately, what are TOADSé Why do THEY all look the same, and why does Peach their ruler look nothing like themé Well, would you believe me if I said they're a parasitic lifeform that took over the bodies of the Mushroom Kingdom's original citizensé Noé I don't blame you. Those gravelly voiced bubbleheads don't look too threatening, after all. It seems like a pretty extreme claim. But give me the next ten minutes of your life, and I may just change that attitude. Let's look at the facts: mushrooms play a very prominent role in the Mario franchise,
and Toad's design is just another reflection of that. I mean, seriously! He has a mushroom growing out of his head! And before you call me out on it just being a hat, yes, he removed it in the TV series, but that's a noncanon source. In the games, it has always been firmly planted on his head, no matter how fast he's running, being shot out of a pipe or whatever. Why's that importanté Well, there's a real world fungus that grows out of your head and can control your mind and body. Pretty terrifying, righté Well, I believe that whatever the fungi know as Toad actually is, it behaves a heck of a lot like a mutated strain from the genus quot;Cordyceps.quot;
If you've played The Last of Us, you can get an idea of what I'm talking about. But for those of you who prefer cold, hard facts to half referenced, twoyearold tutorial games, Cordyceps in nature is famous for infecting things like ants. The fungus exerts control over the mind of the host, forcing it to an environment with the proper temperature and humidity for its growth, as well as the optimal wind conditions for the spread of its spores. For ants, this often means climbing up and attaching themselves to the side of a plant, but for the Toads, this would mean any number of dark, moist, out of the way places. Which surprise! is very often exactly where you find them.