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How 2012 Should Have Ended
How 2012 Should Have Ended What's happeningéé It's the end of the world. How could you possibly even know thaté Because this weird guy in the woods told me it was. Whaté!! Don't worry about it, I have a plan! We're just gonna out run this earthquake, steal an airplane.
dodge all the buildings as the city collapses into the ocean. fly all the way back to Yellowstone. get the special map that tells us where the secret government spaceships are. outrun a thermonuclear volcanic eruption. land in Vegas so we can get an even bigger plane. hopefully someone we already know willconveniently be there with access to a bigger plane. We'll convince them to take us with them and right before the ash cloud destroys Las Vegas. we'll fly towards Hawaii.
which will actually be on fire when weget there. But luckily the Earth's magnetic field will suddenly. shift about 1000 miles and we'll magicallycrash land in the exact vicinity of the secret arks we were searching for all along. And then, even though the secret arks will be heavily guarded and there's no possible way they'd just let us in. We'll miraculously run into some locals who happen to be sneaking on board as well. Who will take pity on us and help us sneak onto the ark right at the last possible second! And then, most of us will be saved. Does that sound like a plané
Yeah! Then let's go!! (deep breath) Okay. New plan. Everybody dog paddle Jackson, it's over. Yea, I know.
So what did you mean by, quot;most of us willbe savedéquot; Huhé Oh, Uh, nothing. Nothing Don't worry about it. Oh ok. You had me worried there for a moment. Like I might be the one that dies and somehow everyone is okay with it 2 minutes later. You knowé Nope, nope, you're good man.
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2012 End of the World
Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't posted a tutorial in a while, but as you can see, I'm in Hawaii again and boy, have I been having a ball. This used to be bigger. Anyway, I'm back and I just wanted to say welcome to the new year, 2012! Dun, dun, dun Anyway, it's finally 2012 and.
(Sean) Dun, dun, dun And I just wanted to say I'm really looking forward to the new year. I feel like I haven't been posting enough tutorials lately, but thanks to 2012 Dun, dun, dun You doneé Yeah. What are you doingé
You know, like in the movies, when something bad is about to happen, it goes, quot;dun, dun, dun.quot; Uh. whaté Hello, it's 2012. The world is gonna end. Um, no it's not. Uh, yes it is. The Mayans said so. Do you even know a Mayané
No. Do you even know what a Mayan isé Some type of ca I am sick of people saying that 2012 is the end of the world. And to specifically the people that say, drawling: quot;Well, the Mayans said so. That's how they talk, like this.quot; you probably don't even know a Mayan and, even if you did, they're not psychics.
They made a calendar. I could do that. My theory is this: people that say the world is ending are either depressed because they want the world to end, really gullible and believe everything they hear and read on Google, or just a prick because they want to scare people into buying useless things for the end of the world. (Ryan as announcer) Tired of falling down from earthquakesé
Earthquake! Those pesky meteors keeping you up at nighté Meteor! Aren't you sick of those elflooking Lord of the Ring Hobbitsé Hobbits! Well, look no fur Thanks to the 2012 Safety Rock, all of your endoftheworld problems will be solved.