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Its Not The End Of The World
EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS
THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.
I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY
FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.
SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.
WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
The Creepiest Conspiracy Theories That Could Be True
1. HAARP Deep in the wilds of Alaska is a secretivemilitary research programme called HAARP, which stands for High Frequency Active AuroralResearch Program. The facility consists of an antenna array made up of 360 transmitters.This giant array shoots highpower radio frequency beams into the atmosphere, or quot;Ionospherequot;.Some speculate HAARP is capable of emitting a signal that has billions of watts in power. HAARP can literally move the atmosphere, andcreate holes in it, miles across. HAARP has the power to modify the weather. Many believeHAARP is to blame for a range of natural disasters
around the world, including floods, droughts,hurricanes, thunderstorms and earthquakes and it can create earthquakes at any pointon the earth by manipulating the magnetosphere. Conspiracists believe HAARP is to blame forthe recent disasters in Haiti and Japan. Some even believe that HAARP has developedthe ability to mind control entire populations of people by emitting extremely low frequencywaves, adjusting their mental state. 2. Lizards The world is run by lizards. English author and exBBC reporter David Ickewrote a series of books detailing how the
world's most powerful individuals are actuallyshapeshifting reptilians. Belonging to an ancient race of omnipotent lizardpeople.According to Icke's conspiracy, George Bush and even the entire british royal family areactually quot;reptilianquot; lizard people. This is widely regarded as one of the leastbelievable conspiracy theories, yet 12.5 million Americans genuinely believe the world is runby lizard people. 3. New World Order (Illuminati) The New World Order. A staggering 28 percent of Americans believein some kind of new world order, where the
world will be ruled by a single global governmentfollowing a mass genocide. This supposed new government is currently being built behindthe scenes by a group of secretive power elite individuals and has been for centuries. The most well known new world order conspiracyis the Illuminati. The Illuminati is an ancient group of omnipotent elites who control everyaspect of global affairs from behind the scenes, such as government, religion and culture. Supposed members of the Illuminati include:Barack Obama the PopeQueen Elizabeth II
George W. BushJayZ Bob DylanBeyoncé Lady Gagaand Jim Carrey But this is just a small selection of thehundreds of important figures who are supposed members of this secret society. But wait,there's more. the Illuminati is made up of devil worshipping antichrists, yeah. Whenyou join the Illuminati you have to sell your soul to the devil, if you try and leave theilluminati you are assassinated, hence Michael Jackson and many other mysterious deaths.
4. Denver Airport Denver International Airport is supposedlyhome to the world's largest underground bunker or city situated right underneath the airport.The bunker is said to house the world's most important figures, A.K.A, the illuminati andco., in the event of a global disaster such as a nuclear war. Denver used to have a perfectlyadequate airport located only 6 miles from Denver that everyone was extremely contentwith. But a new airport was built in 1995 for no apparent reason, there was absolutelynothing wrong with the previous airport. The new airport covers 53 square miles which istwice the size of Manhattan! The airport was