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Doomsday Predictions That Were Wrong

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Its Not The End Of The World

EVERYBODY DOING ALL RIGHTTONIGHTé ME TOO, I GOT TO SAY I'MFEELING LUCKY AND GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE. I'M COUNTING MY BLESSINGS. I'M UP TO FOUR AND A THUMB. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HADA ROUGH DAYé THOSE FOLKS OVER AT EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP. THEY'RE A CHURCH GROUP INPENNSYLVANIA THAT PREDICTS

THE END OF THE WORLD AND NOTAS THEIR NAME WOULD SUGGEST A BOOK CLUB THAT READS THEBIBLE ONLY ON KINDLE. THESE FOLKS GOT FAMOUS A FEWYEARS BACK FOR PREDICTING THAT JUDGEMENT DAY WOULDFALL ON MAY 21st, 201 YOU PROBABLY SAW THOSE SAVE THEDATE BILLBOARDS. I RSVPED IMMEDIATELY ANDREQUESTED THE VEGETARIAN OPTION AT THE APOCALYPSE. WELL, IT TUSHES OUT THEIRMATH WAS A LITTLE OFF.

I THINK THEY FORGOT TO CARRYONE OF THE HEARSTMEN. BUT THEY TOOK ANOTHER LOOKAT THE BOOK OF REVELATION RECENTLY, CRUNCHED THENUMBERS THROUGH THEIR JESUS CALL COUP LATER ANDDISCOVERED THAT IN FACT THE PLANET WAS SUPPOSED TO BEPERMANENTLY DESTROYED YESTERDAY, OCTOBER 7th. AND SPOILER ALERT,(LAUGHTER) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ANYWAY, I HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

FOR THOSE GUYS. I'M SURE THEY FEEL TERRIBLETODAY. PROBABLY FOR A LOT OFREASONS. CUZ YOU KNOW THAT ONE THINGYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IF THE WORLDWAS GOING TO COME TO AN ENDé THEY PROBABLY DID THAT LASTNIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ATWORK TODAY. HEY, BRENDA.

SO I'M SENDING THE FOLKS ATEBIBLE FELLOWSHIP THIS SYMPATHY CARD. IT SAYS MY DEEPESTCONDOLENCES FOR EVERYTHING STILL EXISTING. BUT YOU DID BELIEVE EBIBLEFELLOWSHIP YOU CAN'T BE TOO SURPRISED. THOUGH THEIR PAMPHLET SAYSTHAT OCTOBER 7th, 2015 WILL BE THE END.

WORLD, THEY HEDGE THEIR BETBY ADDING THERE IS A STRONG LIKELIHOOD. STRONG LIKELY HOOD T MIGHTHAPPEN. BUT IF IT DOESN'T, IT IS NOTLIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

What Crazy Christians Got Wrong About Gay Marriage

IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR SINCETHE SUPREME COURT MADE A RULING THAT ESSENTIALLY LEGALIZE SAMESEXMARRIAGE. PRIOR TO THAT RULING, RIGHTWINGERS WOULD HAVE ALL OFTHESE DOOMSDAY STORIES ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE LEGALIZE SAMESEXMARRIAGE. NOW THAT IT HAS BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR AND YOU HAVE GAY COUPLES GETTING MARRIED EVERYWHERE, WHATWERE THOSE FEARS AND HAVE ANY OF THEM COME TRUEé LET'S GET INTO THENITTYGRITTY OF THAT. IF YOU CAN RECALL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE SAYINGTHAT THIS IS GOING TO LEAD TO WAR.

THERE IS GOING TO BE A BIG CIVIL WAR WITH THIS ISSUE. BOY, DID HE TURN OUT TO BE RIGHT. WE HAVE LITERALLYSPLIT APART, AS HE SAID. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE SPIRITOF HELL IS IN THEREé TODAY REALLY BELIEVE THIS, OR WERETHEY JUST SO AGAINST GAY PEOPLE THAT THEY WERE LIKE I AM WILLING TO SAY WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I THINK THEY DRINKTHEIR OWN KOOLAID. THAT IS A SCARY WORLD TO LIVE IN. REMEMBER HOW STUPID THEY ARE, THEYBELIEVE IN GHOULS AND GOBLINS. HE BELIEVES IN SPIRITS. THE MAINSTREAMMEDIA DOESN'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DYING TO BE POLITE TORELIGIOUS PEOPLE AND DON'T WANT TO OFFEND THEM. REMEMBER, A LOT OF THEMARE LUNATICS, THEY HANDLE SNAKES AND TALK IN TONGUES. PENTECOSTALS DOTHAT, AND WE HAVE TO TREAT THEM LIKE

YOU MIGHT BE A RATIONAL PERSON AS WELL. NO, YOU ARE A LUNATIC. OFCOURSE THEY THINK THESE INSANE THINGS, AND OF COURSE THEY ARE WRONG. I THINK YOU CAN MAKE THATARGUMENT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THE ANTITRANSGENDER BILLS THAT AREBEING PROPOSED THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY WHERE THEY DON'T WANT TOALLOW THESE PEOPLE TO USE THE BATHROOM THEY IDENTIFY WITH. THE WAYTHEY FIGHT THOSE BILLS IS THEY WILL

SAY THINGS LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO GOIN THERE AND TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT EVERYONE. NO, THEY ARE NOT. THERE ISONE STORY TODAY OF SOME GUY WHO TRIED TO ENTER THE WOMEN'S BATHROOMIN TARGET BY SAYING HE IDENTIFIED AS A WOMAN. THE ONLY OUTLET THAT COVERED THAT WAS FOX NEWS. THERE IS NO EPIDEMIC OF MENPRETENDING TO BE WOMEN TO GO INTO THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM. I CAN SOLVE THAT PROBLEM, LET'SDO GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

TOMORROW. IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT,GREAT. DO YOU WANT TO DO ITé OH, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING CLEVER, DICK HEAD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIMéHE GOT CAUGHT. HE DID NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT ANYONE. THEN I WANT TO READA QUOTE FROM PAT ROBERTSON, BEFORE THE SUPREME COURT RULING. IT'S COMING, THE ONLY QUESTION ISWHEN. THAT IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE JESUS DIED.

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